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Post by Admin on Jun 4, 2020 17:26:09 GMT -5
Post any stories you have about times when "They" managed to fark up your day.
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Post by HeatWave on Jun 4, 2020 17:28:27 GMT -5
What do you mean by "They," people in general?
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Post by Admin on Jun 4, 2020 17:30:08 GMT -5
What do you mean by "They," people in general? It goes hand in hand with "Them". |
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Post by HeatWave on Jun 4, 2020 17:34:27 GMT -5
You avoid being specific. :/ But i assume you mean certain people of Hip Forums. Correct?
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Post by Admin on Jun 4, 2020 17:37:20 GMT -5
You avoid being specific. :/ But i assume you mean certain people of Hip Forums. Correct? Naaa, I was being far more nebulous. "They/Them" are euphemisms for unknown operators aligned for creating difficulty. But only for some people! |
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Post by HeatWave on Jun 4, 2020 17:42:06 GMT -5
Well, i guess i have no stories about people fewking up my day. Definitely not anyone from the internet. Luckily i don't deal with people and normally don't care to be around them. The only person that can fark up my day is me, and that's rare.
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Post by Undies on Jun 4, 2020 20:09:02 GMT -5
i should invite the maintenance guys from work here. any time you tell them something is broken and needs fixed, the response is "they broke it," or if they're feeling ambitious: "they broke it by doing such and such thing."
of course, i already knew the fewking thing was broke, that's why i brought you up here. and, being not an idiot, i usually know how it got broke. now your job is to fix it, not tell me all about "them."
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Post by Writer's Panic on Jun 4, 2020 20:28:55 GMT -5
i should invite the maintenance guys from work here. any time you tell them something is broken and needs fixed, the response is "they broke it," or if they're feeling ambitious: "they broke it by doing such and such thing." of course, i already knew the fewking thing was broke, that's why i brought you up here. and, being not an idiot, i usually know how it got broke. now your job is to fix it, not tell me all about "them." Look here now. "They" and Them" have saved me from all kinds of arguments. |
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Post by guerillabedlam on Jun 4, 2020 21:26:06 GMT -5
I got pulled over once on the way to work, an exit away and they claimed I was on my cell phone.
It would have just been a traffic ticket, I think, but still, it was during a preliminary time of the cell phone law here when they practically were not writing up anyone and furthermore I wasn't on the damn phone. I expressed my frustration with the officer and he pointed out how the cell phone was by the gear stick which apparently he thought confirmed his suspicions. This culminated in me unplugging the phone from the center lighter charge and saying "fark do I need my phone on the other side of the fewking car " and then proceeded to throw it to the passenger side of the car saying "Is that fewking good?" or something to that effect.
First time I ever cursed at a police officer. He did not show up to the arraignment, got out of ticket. And since I know systemic racial issues are high at the moment, I'll just add that the officer for the African American man who went in front of the judge before me at court was a no show as well.
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Post by Writer's Panic on Jun 4, 2020 21:39:36 GMT -5
I got pulled over once on the way to work, an exit away and they claimed I was on my cell phone. It would have just been a traffic ticket, I think, but still, it was during a preliminary time of the cell phone law here when they practically were not writing up anyone and furthermore I wasn't on the damn phone. I expressed my frustration with the officer and he pointed out how the cell phone was by the gear stick which apparently he thought confirmed his suspicions. This culminated in me unplugging the phone from the center lighter charge and saying "fark do I need my phone on the other side of the fewking car " and then proceeded to throw it to the passenger side of the car saying "Is that fewking good?" or something to that effect. First time I ever cursed at a police officer. He did not show up to the arraignment, got out of ticket. And since I know systemic racial issues are high at the moment, I'll just add that the officer for the African American man who went in front of the judge before me at court was a no show as well. I beat a drag racing ticket in the 70s because the cop left immediately after the case before mine. Even the judge was perplexed until he read the citation. I was driving my sister's Pinto. A Pinto folks, not a car known for drag racing. Exploding, sure, but drag racing? I thought I'd get a hefty fine or 30 days. Instead, I went to McDonalds. Also, there was no other case, as in the person I was supposedly racing. The oinker's buddy failed to catch the other guy. Because I was actually drag racing, a Pinto. But it had an Insky cam, Offy intake, Holly 4 barrel carb and Hooker headers. The car would burn rubber in 2 gears. I was guilty as fark. |
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Post by Writer's Panic on Nov 16, 2024 12:57:00 GMT -5
Hertz can go directly to chapter 13. They have some of the most convoluted rental agreements even varying things from state to state. As if flying by the seat of their pants.
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Post by Vanilla Gorilla on Nov 16, 2024 13:38:09 GMT -5
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