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Post by Irminsul on Aug 20, 2024 22:17:49 GMT -5
Oh dudes the other thing I really like couldn't stand not posting was my new song, and I like to think of it as a like Quentin Tarintino or whoever the fark, but as a song so every verse is from a different perspective, or a different tale that all come together in the end. My friend.
Jocey snorted her powder
And combed her long hair back
She put a cartridge in her gun
And stepped outside her shack
Saddled up her white coat mare
And rode off into town
Jocey with her long hair hanging down
Laura fixed up her makeup
And straightened out her dress
She picked up a photograph
And held it to her chest
How could she ever love her?
She never was around
Jocey with her long hair hanging down
Sheriff Paul was fast asleep
His hat off in his lap
When he got a package
That woke him from his nap
He opened up a poster
And couldn't help but frown
It was Jocey with her long hair hanging down
They'd been comrades
Many years before
Jocey saved his life one time
Back before the war
Now she's the Queen of thieves
And wears it like a crown
Jocey with her long hair hanging down
Flesh and blood it turns to dust
Scatters in the wind
Love is all that matters in the end
Mr. Brown the banker
Hid his money in his case
It was time for him to leave
This godforsaken place
'cause true love loved the outlaw
Who hated Mr. Brown
That was Jocey with her long hair hanging down
Mr. Brown had taken
The land that Jocey owned
The banker claimed that Jocey
Had not repaid her loans
Truth and lies were tangled
But when the truth unwound
It was Jocey with her long hair hanging down
Mr. Brown was all alone
When Laura came bustin' in
She pulled a pistol from her purse
And held it against his chin
When a door blew open
She quickly looked around
It was Jocey with her long hair hanging down
Mr. Brown took Laura's gun
And he put it to her head
"I'll blow her to kingdom come"
Is what the bastard said
But in that fateful moment
Jocey stood her ground
Jocey with her long hair hanging down
Flesh and blood it turns to dust
Brain scatters in the wind
Love is all that matters in the end
The bullet that killed Mr. Brown
Came through the window pane
Put a hole above one eye
And lodged down in his brain
Never saw a puff of smoke
No flash, no fire, no sound
Just Jocey with her long hair hanging down
Sheriff Paul was fast asleep
His hat down on his eyes
When he got a letter
That caught him by surprise
It was a picture of sweet Laura
In her wedding gown
And Jocey with her long hair hanging down!
Flesh and blood it turns to dust
Scatters in the wind
Love is all that matters
In the end my friend
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Post by Irminsul on Aug 21, 2024 4:10:49 GMT -5
Like you gotta think most Olympic sports people were just people that couldn't make a sports team.
Track and field?
Swimming? Diving?
Shotput?
These are all sports no one cares about. They aren't football, in whatever code you call football and that's it. They weren't good enough and so now they run around a football field and jump over hurdles. Or they weren't good enough to be a Ukrainian sniper so now they shoot air pistols or an archery bow.
Not good to make a race car team? Here we throw you into a row boat see how you go.
Oh you couldn't pitch a baseball? Here try this discus.
See. Nobody cares.
And in all honesty, American football players have more athlecity and are faster than American track and field, like a defensive back. But they don't train jumping into a sand pit because let's face it, long jump is something 4 year olds do! What grown adult jumps into a sand pit? Only an Olympian would do that. Only an Olympian could jump into a children's sandbpx and claim they won a gold medal. Because no normal football player would ever do that. Because they aren't 5 years old.
We will only remember Raygun. I don't even know what the Turkish shooter name was. Who won gold medal in 400m sprint? No one knows 😂 what's Raygun real name? Don't know that either. And that's why the Olympics suck penis. Because it's a bunch of noones competing in a sport people onlu care about for 5mins every 4yrs. And that's why they suck the big stank penis.
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Post by Irminsul on Aug 21, 2024 4:30:08 GMT -5
How do we post photos?
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Post by Vanilla Gorilla on Aug 21, 2024 4:52:53 GMT -5
Switch to desktop version and use reply button top right or manually type in [img][/img] tags We have an issue at the moment. They had this place set up like treefort with 4 or 5 people having access to the admin password and one of the previous douchebags (probably GB) changed the admin password, locking Writers Panic out, so we cant change things like that, smilies, embeds etc |
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Post by Vanilla Gorilla on Aug 21, 2024 5:03:10 GMT -5
Like you gotta think most Olympic sports people were just people that couldn't make a sports team. Track and field? Swimming? Diving? Shotput? These are all sports no one cares about. They aren't football, in whatever code you call football and that's it. They weren't good enough and so now they run around a football field and jump over hurdles. Or they weren't good enough to be a Ukrainian sniper so now they shoot air pistols or an archery bow. Not good to make a race car team? Here we throw you into a row boat see how you go. Oh you couldn't pitch a baseball? Here try this discus. See. Nobody cares. And in all honesty, American football players have more athlecity and are faster than American track and field, like a defensive back. But they don't train jumping into a sand pit because let's face it, long jump is something 4 year olds do! What grown adult jumps into a sand pit? Only an Olympian would do that. Only an Olympian could jump into a children's sandbpx and claim they won a gold medal. Because no normal football player would ever do that. Because they aren't 5 years old. We will only remember Raygun. I don't even know what the Turkish shooter name was. Who won gold medal in 400m sprint? No one knows 😂 what's Raygun real name? Don't know that either. And that's why the Olympics suck penis. Because it's a bunch of noones competing in a sport people onlu care about for 5mins every 4yrs. And that's why they suck the big stank penis. I get shooting and archery But Javelin? like who decides when they finish high school, you know, I really want to throw a stick professionally for a living and really never get paid |
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Post by coldwater on Aug 21, 2024 6:26:19 GMT -5
Speaking of the Olympics......... Looks like the groove Tube (1974) was quite prescient  |
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Post by Admin on Aug 21, 2024 7:38:34 GMT -5
Switch to desktop version and use reply button top right or manually type in [img][/img] tags We have an issue at the moment. They had this place set up like treefort with 4 or 5 people having access to the admin password and one of the previous douchebags (probably GB) changed the admin password, locking Writers Panic out, so we cant change things like that, smilies, embeds etc I have it back now and set a new password. I don't think I'll share it just yet! Panic |
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Post by Vanilla Gorilla on Aug 21, 2024 8:05:07 GMT -5
Switch to desktop version and use reply button top right or manually type in [img][/img] tags We have an issue at the moment. They had this place set up like treefort with 4 or 5 people having access to the admin password and one of the previous douchebags (probably GB) changed the admin password, locking Writers Panic out, so we cant change things like that, smilies, embeds etc I have it back now and set a new password. I don't think I'll share it just yet! Panic Good! Yes, please dont share the password with anyone I'll have a look at Proboards on the weekend, tell you what to fix |
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Post by Vanilla Gorilla on Aug 21, 2024 8:15:07 GMT -5
Speaking of the Olympics......... Looks like the groove Tube (1974) was quite prescient Sigh, what happened to women eh? I'm sure you had a grandma or two, remember growing up, them baking you cookies for you and shiit, being all sweet and nice Imagine growing up today, your grandma doesnt even know how to vake cookies, she just buys you KFC all the time and she's like Madonna and you know she's been ran through by like a thousand dudes |
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Post by Vanilla Gorilla on Aug 21, 2024 8:42:52 GMT -5
Batman arrested
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Post by coldwater on Aug 21, 2024 10:06:59 GMT -5
Speaking of the Olympics......... Looks like the groove Tube (1974) was quite prescient Sigh, what happened to women eh? I'm sure you had a grandma or two, remember growing up, them baking you cookies for you and shat, being all sweet and nice Imagine growing up today, your grandma doesnt even know how to vake cookies, she just buys you KFC all the time and she's like Madonna and you know she's been ran through by like a thousand dudes She’s a healthy vibrant young woman in peak physical condition secreting enough estrogen to signal a potential mate miles away, while surrounded by hundreds of jet-fueled testosterone producing males all ready, willing, and able. |
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Post by lika on Aug 21, 2024 10:21:30 GMT -5
She's a fewking tramp .
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Post by coldwater on Aug 21, 2024 10:36:31 GMT -5
No misogyny present, here, nope none at all. Like you didn't sleep with as many girls as you could when you were her age. |
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Post by lika on Aug 21, 2024 10:43:39 GMT -5
No misogyny present, here, nope none at all. Like you didn't sleep with as many girls as you could when you were her age. Correct ,, I didn't . She's a fewking tramp . You'd change your tune if she was wearing a MAGA hat cos that's the sort of idiotic hypocrite you are |
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Post by Writer's Panic on Aug 21, 2024 10:44:37 GMT -5
I cooked a steak and I liked it
The taste of grilled onions and mayonnaise
I cooked a steak just to try it
Hope my dogs don't tear my head off
They're looking through the glass
While I be stuffin my asss
They ain't gettin none, it's a ribeye..............
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Post by Writer's Panic on Aug 21, 2024 10:54:11 GMT -5
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Post by coldwater on Aug 21, 2024 11:40:46 GMT -5
Makes perfect sense that it was the 2018 Winter Olympic Games rather than the 2022 Beijing Olympic games, where the athletes were strictly segregated and confined in epidemiological bubbles due to Covid-19 |
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Post by coldwater on Aug 21, 2024 12:02:18 GMT -5
I cooked a steak and I liked it The taste of grilled onions and mayonnaise I cooked a steak just to try it Hope my dogs don't tear my head off They're looking through the glass While I be stuffin my asss They ain't gettin none, it's a ribeye.............. Sounds good I just had some fresh Norwegian Premium Atlantic Salmon, add a little butter and salt and its perfection. There are times you just have to ignore the cost. |
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Post by Writer's Panic on Aug 21, 2024 12:15:09 GMT -5
I cooked a steak and I liked it The taste of grilled onions and mayonnaise I cooked a steak just to try it Hope my dogs don't tear my head off They're looking through the glass While I be stuffin my asss They ain't gettin none, it's a ribeye.............. Sounds good I just had some fresh Norwegian Premium Atlantic Salmon, add a little butter and salt and its perfection. There are times you just have to ignore the cost. It's really a change in habits overall. I used to eat 3 or more steaks in a week. I might still except I'm not willing to buy steaks from grocers these days. A dedicated butcher shop is 40 miles from me and worth the drive. The reality is that I'm reducing my meat intake as I get ready to lose 50 more pounds from this carcass. So I'll be swapping over to chicken more often. I don't care for chicken in the US after having Caribbean chicken. For some reason (probably the tropical bugs) their chicken is SO much better than the 'roid raging roosters sold in America. |
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Post by Writer's Panic on Aug 21, 2024 12:16:56 GMT -5
Makes perfect sense that it was the 2018 Winter Olympic Games rather than the 2022 Beijing Olympic games, where the athletes were strictly segregated and confined in epidemiological bubbles due to Covid-19 So it became one of the few places where covid actually worked as birth control! |
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